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Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.
Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!
by Steven A. March 29, 2007
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Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.
After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.
by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008
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flail

a long piece of wood or metal with a chain and then a ball (usually spiked) attached; it is used for smashing noggins
by The Wraith November 5, 2003
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Flail

The word "Flail" can have many meanings. In todays culture its mainly used to descride the way teens or young adults act in public after about 3AM. i dont know if the dark has an effect on their not fully matured minds? i believe its because they feel as though they have super powers after 3-4am. the youngsters 'Flailing' become insanly witty and use their mind to humiliate themselves and the others around them. Including strangers that happen to be going about their lives and randomly run into a group of 'Flailers'. The 'Flailing' youth really show their true potential during this event. It allows them to seperate from one-another and be independant while seeing who can think of the most ridiculous antics to pull. This act is normally after the 'Flailers' have tangoed with a drug called Crystal meth so their brains are running at full capacity. It also influences their actions in a hilarious, smart assy type of way. Which makes for a evening thats unforgetable!..but already forgot at the same time.
(from one flailer to another) "yo you wanna role over to walmart and flail like a motha fucka?"

(after a ridiculous Flail) "holy shit! did you hear that dude yell 'Fuck off tweakers!' then run to his car?! - Fellow Flailer
"Ye man! i knew calling him a 'long haired nazi praire nigga snagle tooth motha fucka' was a great Flail! thank god we have a big enough group to where he cant even try to put harm onto us!." -Flailer

"I wish i would have thought of that!" - Fellow Flailer
by Tilferd December 10, 2013
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flail

A "strategy" in fighting games where a person just presses buttons and moves the joystick to bust out random moves due to their lack of skill or knowledge of the game.
That Wolverine player keeps doing a M.Punch stab, jumps , and Tornado Claws. What a flailer.
by R. Kemp December 25, 2005
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Flailing Bowl Cut

A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
by Wyan December 15, 2008
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Flail Artist

A term used to describe a person that doesn't follow through on plans that had been made, whether the plans were of important nature or not, there always seems to be a fantastically unbelievable, or stupid, reason behind this person leaving his/her friends hanging. To not follow through is to flail, or leave hangin'. When skills are developed in particular areas, displaying creativity and talent, one is considered an artist. To show skill and creativity in blowing off friends, for a legitimate reason, or from plain laziness, is a Flail Artist.
"I should have known, even though we talked yesterday about how I really needed a ride to work today, he blew me off, I'm sure hes got an awesome excuse, damn it he always does this, hes such a Flail Artist.
by Cuddle1Puddle July 6, 2010
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