felated

Men who share a common woman through oral sex.

Bob and Fred dated the same woman at different times and she often performed oral sex on them, hence they are felated.

by I'm smart but lazy. August 1, 2016

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one-way feldman

A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.

“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”

by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006

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Not Felt

To not be accepted or respected by others.

"Yo, that guy is really not felt."
"Why did you do that for? That's not felt dawg."

by Mike Poli January 22, 2007

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felatious

One that sucks many a cock.

That slut is felatious.

by WOODrow Wilson the 3rd May 8, 2008

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(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.

(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.

1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman

2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!

by Kyle MacLachlan April 25, 2006

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