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fantasy fuck

A girl who is a less severe case of butter face. She has a smokin' body, but her face is not happening. You wouldn't really brown bag her, but you'd close your eyes, or do her in the ass, so you can fantasize about someone else.
*A really hot girl walks by, but has an ordinary face*
Guy 1: shit son, I'd tap that, but I'd brown bag her
Guy 2: really? I think she's more of a fantasy fuck
fantasy fuck by sad_eyes00 March 4, 2008
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fantasy king 

1) n. A total assmeg. 2) stupid. 3) A totally stupid assmeg who believes that irregardless is an actual word.
Hi, my name is Fantasy King. Irregardless of what I may tell you, I am stupid and a total focking assmeg.

fantasy art

Art that will bring you to a very Different World That no other person could have thought of Besides the artist that created it.
Fantasy art enhances the potentials of my Brain Cells!
fantasy art by TheCryingOnion August 12, 2014

Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule 

There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"

When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.

We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.

Explanation of Element #1.

Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).

We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.

Explanation of Element #2:

A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.

We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.

If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.

If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:

To Satisfy Element #1.

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.

2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.

3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.

To Satisfy Element #2:

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).

2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).

Fantasy Football Bushleague 

A phrase used to describe a Fantasy Football League that is of poor competition, standards, and unsportsmanlike. AThe Bushleague falls into grey area because technically no rules are being broken, and if rules are being broken there is a lack of accountability and oversight, thus offenders face no consequence. A person who contributes to a league being labeled a "Bushleague" often abuses technicalities, loose rules, and gentlemen/handshake deals. A Fantasy Football Commissioner should be proactive in the issues within a league before their precious league is labeled a "Bushleague." Someone who commonly plays with antics that are considered bushleague, would be considered a "bushleaguer". Both "bushleague" and "bushleaguer" can be used to describe a league that needs rebuilding, or a player of poor regard.
"Man, the commissioner wanted everyone's buy-in money before the draft, but it has been over a week since the championship, and he still hasn't paid out! And he won't return calls or texts...This is a real bushleague!

"Did you see him screenshot the live point breakdown when he lost? Not knowing a sack doesn't count as negative rushing yards. LOL, He's a real Bushleaguer bro. He should start his own fantasy football bushleague for underachievers

fantasy sports 

the pathetic obsession of the #foodfamitsu community
<franktherabbit>fantasy
<kebo>blah blah blah sport blah blah
<servo>blah sport blah blah
<MW>blah blah sport blah blah

Fantasy Friend 

Describes the ideal mutually beneficial relationship between a sugar daddy and sugar baby, normally going above and beyond any normal friend.
I didn't think I would ever have a three some until my fantasy friend set it up for me.
Fantasy Friend by THR.VOiD November 14, 2011