I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

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I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

I've fallen and I can't get up by Dassh September 8, 2004

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Waking the Fallen

Second by Avenged Sevenfold. Contains good combination of screaming and singing with great guitar riffs and solos. First album to feature bassist Johnny Christ.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard that A7X album Waking the Fallen?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's their best one!

Waking the Fallen by futbolfan May 17, 2009

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help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

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Terminus the Fallen

Title: The Fallen
Class: Tank
Affiliation: Magistrate, Corvus
Race: Undead Stagalla
Last skin: 04/1/20 (Steel Forged)

Terminus the Fallen is the powerfullest frontline in the game.
best shield
best ult
good constant dps in game.
has an undying need to die

poor fellow

Terminus the Fallen by Terminus the Fallen April 21, 2022

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Alea a fallen angel

A massive gapeing butthole

His alea a fallen angel his hurting today

Alea a fallen angel by Ashleygage June 28, 2021

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I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012

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