faizan

The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Faizan himself.

Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Faizan."

Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."

by Brett Lee 23 May 10, 2009

faila

Someone who just have that element of strangeness about them, even if you can’t fully explain why. They’re normal enough, and yet, there’s something rather offbeat about them. A slightly scary, but ultimately quite charming person.

"That Faila girl she's odd, but in a very slight, subtle way."

by NachbarvonTotoro April 7, 2015

Faizaan

Peng Certified Roadmen Who Get Bare Girls And Are Part Of The Mandem

Them Menz Bare Faizaan U Know

Obviously Us Men Are Bare Faizaan

by Certified Asian Badman 2K17 April 20, 2018

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

faigan

A word for describing the act of, or indeed the weapon of, sexual intercourse. 'Full faigan' is full penetrative sex, and the emphasis in this case should be in the 'FULL'.

'Half faigan' is used less often, and it's actual meaning can altered according to the circumstances, e.g. oral sex could be described as half faigan, as could mutual masturbation.

To 'faig' is to have sexual contact of some description.

The word 'faigan' can also be used to describe an erect penis.

"Look at the tits on that, I'd love to give her FULL faigan"

"Did you score last night?" "Yup, but she wouldn't put out, I only got half faigan"

"If you don't watch out, I'm going to faig you. Full."

"Where do you think you're putting that? You can't stick your faigan up my arse!!"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

The Fais Qira

1. The act of receiving a phone call, looking at the number and realizing it is someone you don't want to talk to...The Fais Qira usually involves a flip type mobile phone but can also be executed with a smart phone such as a Blackberry or IPhone by blatantly pushing the ignore button on someone you know. Often the Fais Qira is executed when the person receiving the call is not busy, not in the middle of anything, or in most case a Fais Qira will be executed just before answering another call from a preferred person.

John called but I gave that bitch the the Fais Qira.

by Munch Kin June 15, 2009

Faizal

(as part of the expression "to pull a faizal")

male impulse to have his genitalia acknowledged by a touch, sniff, or wink.

Emphatically yelling "Just touch it! Just look at it!", Faizal unknowingly pulled a Faizal.

by FaizalK September 26, 2005