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feel a fool

to do something and feel foolish afterward; regret is usually accompanied with this feeling.
Dude 1: Did you ever ask out that girl you work with?
Dude 2: Yeah, and i feel a fool for doing so, i really wish i didn't.
by jesting fool June 28, 2008
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Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
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fool in love

To fall too easilly in love like a fool. The person you love will leave too soon making you feel like a madd fool.
A: damn, i could wake up with that girl
B: dude, youl fool in love wit her and shel drop you like a hot sack a crap
by TDowns August 19, 2007
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drunken fool

someone who is intoxicated to the point of no return. consistantly making an ass of out him/herself. random hook-ups and drunk dailing/texting often occur.
girls named but not limited to, Candace and Ashley. "candace, you are a drunken fool."

Having sex with your brothers friends.


Having sex in a bands van when boyfriend is watching.
by Rensayys January 14, 2009
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Facebooking Fool

A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.
Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009
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Nobody's fool

I'm not nobody's fool (I'm not nobody's fool)
If you're trying to turn me into something else
I've seen enough and I'm over that
I'm not nobody's fool
by meandmysel March 9, 2018
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