Skip to main content

Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.
"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"
by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008
mugGet the Flaping mug.

Frapict

A person addicted to going on somebody's Facebook account and changing details, sending joke messages to people and writing embarrassing status's for that person.

It is built on the modern day activity called 'Frape', a definition of a Facebook rape, however a frapict cannot control this behaviour and has a compulsive need to cause chaos on other peoples Facebook pages.

Frapict's will put in massive amounts of time and effort to ensure a good 'frape' whether it involves catching you off guard, sneaking into your house to get your laptop, hacking your Facebook account, creating duplicate accounts that look like you or using fake accounts to communicate with you to play pranks.

Generally, a Frapict spends more time trying to embarrass people through social media than they do socialising with friends.
"Is Karen coming the party tonight?"

"No, she said she was going to climb through Cindy's window so she could change her relationship on Facebook to 'Married'"

"woah, what a Frapict"
by MKF_CA July 31, 2012
mugGet the Frapict mug.

Fapisfied

The feeling you get after flicking you bean, fiddling your skittle, getting off, jerking it, fapping, etc.

Whatever you wanna call it, if you do it yourself, you're only getting fapisfied. Not satisfied.
"She left before we did anything, so by the end of the night, I was only fapisfied."
by Fapisfied June 25, 2014
mugGet the Fapisfied mug.

Fapiduous

The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.
"Why did he call out sick today?"

"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."

"Fapiduous?"

"Yeah, apparently its serious."
by Nevineir August 10, 2014
mugGet the Fapiduous mug.

Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.
Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.
by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015
mugGet the Fapit mug.

fapioca

When you haven't spilled your load in a really, REALLY long time, so much so that it's gotten extra-thick and grainy.
I was hoping for a clean, powerful cumshot, but it had been months, so all I got is fapioca...
by Godeicher September 19, 2016
mugGet the fapioca mug.

flapid

A floppy flacid Penis. When the going gets tough. You gotta go rough. When your shlong ain't too long.
by flipid flapid fucker February 27, 2017
mugGet the flapid mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email