erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

by bt February 28, 2003

Erectoplasm

Ghost semen.

When I felt something on my face, I knew a ghost had blown his erectoplasm on me.

by Mijimena September 20, 2018

Erectoral Vote

Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here

Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...

by smejb May 5, 2009

erectoral vote

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Erectrition

A word used by porn stars and prostitutes to describe their jobs if they are in denial

John:Hey sarah what do you do?
Sarah:Im an Erectrition
Gary:Is that what you call it?, I saw your video on PornHub

by winky24 December 2, 2011

erectrocution

an electrocuted erection or otherwise flacid penis

the electric harmony of security fences and dick everywhere, erectrocution, is strong in you daniel son

by David Whitfield December 13, 2007

erectodysuria

pain experienced by a person while urinating in a state of erection; erectile dysuria.

I think most people would experience erectodysuria.

by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010