Emily

A quirky, adorable, fun loving, girl who would make the perfect bestfriend for anyone alive ever. Emily is a goddess descended from heaven above to make peace and awesomeness for all the world. Emily will punch the shit out of you if you need to be set straight but she can be the kindest most delicate thing in the world. She will do anything ti stand up for her friends and i just by far a great human being. Everyone wants, no everyone needs an emily.

Mom: son you NEED to take out the trash!
Son: No mom, i NEED an emily!!

by tacocat333meisme October 22, 2014

Emily

An amazing girl that without trying, will make you fall for her without even trying. She can strike up an conversation in a flash and you will be able to keep talking until you fall asleep on the keyboard at 3 am. After just a few weeks, you will find that she will become either your best friend or the love of your life. She will always be there for you and awkward...is not a word in her dictionary. However, she can sometimes be foreign with the idea of romance, for she hangs out with boys more than girls. Overall she is one of the few people you need to never forget. When you meet an emily, consider yourself someone who is beyond lucky.

"aw man i spent all night talking to emily!"

by KylewaitforitHua October 19, 2012

Emily Osment

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.

"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone

by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

emily

the devil

hi i'm Emily welcome to hell i will be your guide today

by ginger destroyer September 2, 2019

Emily's Army

Kick ass punk band from Oakland California. Named after a good cause. Check them out on myspace.
The End.

:)

Emily's Army.

by Zivmaster June 24, 2009

emily

From the very first moment you meet Emily, the way she looks at you will make you feel as if you've been friends with her your whole life. Emily is the only girl of your dreams who will come true. She will show up in your life disguised as the muse Serendipity or, "happy accident" and as convincing as she may be, Emily herself is no accident. At times, she may not always know exactly what she is doing. Nevertheless, Emily's actions will always be intentional and deliberate. It's easy to be fooled. She has the power to tear ANY man apart if she so chooses to but if your love for Emily is true, you will be able to gaze deeply into her endless brown eyes and see underneath her clever camouflage to discover that deep down, Emily is a diamond. Perfect and flawless. Her soul is as free as a new born baby and feels just as soft and cool, but she is no push over. She'll always do as she pleases even though you may not approve. It is wise to never ask Emily "why?". Doing so will make you go insane. If you happen to be lucky enough to have a friend named Emily then you are blessed with infinite inspiration and endless imagination. It is because of Emily that mankind has dared venture into the world of imagination.

Hero: "Emily you have made me so angry that I want to murder innocent happy good looking children!!!"

Emily: "Whoa!! Check it out dude!! Look what I made!"

Hero: "Uh.. OH! WOW! That's awesome, Em!! How did you do that?!!"

Emily: "I'm not telling!!"

by victoria31 August 28, 2011