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Elijah

The guy that you play family monopoly with and always wants to be the banker so he can steal the crisp orange money. Elijah is also a guy who is usually an extrovert but is really shy, falls to pure pressure and always is that one guy who laughs at every instagram meme. A lot of girls like him as a friend but he has no idea why. An elijah can also be the guy who likes anime and is really committed to school video games like Khan Academy or Kahoot!. But, Elijah is a really nice guy and will always be there for you and make you laugh but, his only flaw would be he is lazy(never does chores or homework but when he does he does it well).
Female friend: "you're so stupid Elijah"
Elijah: "oh ok"
Female friend: "aww no just kidding your cool"
by FREEFUNNYNAME November 2, 2020
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Elijah is hot

Elijah is hot because of... 1. his genetics. 2. his smile. 3. his personality. 4.everything.
Woah bro! Elijah is totally adorable.”

“Elijah is hot” is the coolest phrase ever!”
by presleykayalex December 31, 2020
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Elijah

Eli is a name to use when you want your baby to have really great freckles and nice hair oh and all the girls will fawn over him.
Elijah coats is so great
by Mya shazier gymnast dude February 18, 2017
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Elijah Hicks

It's the name of Dick Licker, he's a faggot who stick 22 dicks in him at a time and can fit 24 dicks in his mouth.
"You're such a faggot Elijah Hicks aka Dick Licker."
by DangYou’reGay January 27, 2018
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Elijah

Elijah is the softest dom you’ll ever meet he really likes Ramen and Anime and might fuck you very hard
oh that dudes soft asf !
yeah that’s Elijah.
by thegreatestdk June 10, 2019
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Elijahsexual

I’m Elijahsexual
by Lace_96 January 18, 2021
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elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy
I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now
by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015
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