The process of farting out of your dickhole. Like Queefing, but with your dickhole. A deef does not smell like fish, like a queef, but like fresh spring flowers spewn accross a medow with bunnys. A deef tends to sound like a gunshot, and priests and african americans are alergic to them.
Yesterday i let out the craziest deef in church, the priest threw up on the alter, i think he was a black.
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by strokesGuitarist July 14, 2009
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by James Sheldon December 28, 2005
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by leahjeanbean November 8, 2007
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by Carmen Brown July 28, 2008
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