One who is a pansy and takes everything super personally. Prone to stalking love interests. They also believe they are on a higher level than those around them while actually having the constitution of a small woodland creature. They are also enough of a prick that would cry to mommy when something goes wrong or to a higher authority before taking care of a problem themselves.
John thinks he is sooo cool, so he is constantly stalking us sucking out the happiness with his buzzkill tendencies. If we tell him off, he is going to rat on us about everything he knows and h'es to sensitive to have a reasonable conversation. He is such a doucheprick!
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T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.
"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."
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