Drinksgiving

1. (Noun) The most sacred of national holidays

2. (Noun) The Wednesday before Thanksgiving where one make it a personal goal to get proper hammered to the point of self disgust but I don't really remember cuz I was super sauced

3. (Noun) Any day of excessive drinking that compels you to give thanks to your fellow man for creating sweet drunk juice.

-OhEmGee Becky why did you hook up with the one-eye Mexican midget clown?

- It was my first Drinksgiving Tiffany YOLO!

by MamblesJambles November 21, 2018

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

doinkass

its where youre a poopy dick fart hole and a big goof

“Youre such a doinkass.”

by doinkass July 8, 2022

Incredible-doings

The use of two words together, created by Patrick May. Incredible-doings means:
1. Something good you've done
2. Something amazing someone has done
3. Some music recorded on an audio tape

"Wow, those were some incredible doings."
"I think I'll listen to some incredible doings."

by Patrick May May 5, 2004

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

Maintenance drinks

The execution of drinking when maintaining an inebriated state under the circumstance of hangover

Steve: hey man aren't you already shmammered from last night? Why are you drinking?
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover

by Pregnant man November 27, 2014

He drinks from the warm tap.

Homosexual male.

I think he is a bit of an ass rodent,yes He drinks from the warm tap.

by The tractor whisperer July 13, 2016