YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.

Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

All the cool kids are doing it.

The perfect reason to do anything.

Q: Why are you eating vanilla ice cream and pickles?
A: Dude, all the cool kids are doing it.

Girl 1: Do you wanna go to Sam's?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: All the cool kids are doing it.
Girl 2: Oh, well in that case... Yes.

by vegetable fried rice June 25, 2009

Doing Your Mom

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom

D D Doing Your Mom

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

I'm Doing Me

To be independent or do what you want to do. Not letting other people influence your decisions.

Just being the man.

Nah, I'm doing me.

by 30 Wrecker June 16, 2010

Dunkin' docking

When one man slides his foreskin over the penis of another man, and the two slam dunk a basketball in unison.

I wasn't sure what to make of it when I broke into the recreation center and found Tony and Tim dunkin' docking.

by Hotbutter May 22, 2015

docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encased inside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoring the warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...

"Keanu and Harry were both so overwhelmed by the intensely intimate feeling of docking their penises inside of each other's foreskins that they instinctively began to kiss each other deeply as Keanu worked their cocks together as one, both exploding huge loads, seeing their foreskins swell like a water balloon trying to hold all of their hot man juices. As he released their cockheads from one another he grabbed Harry's firm ass and ground his big hard cum dripping cock into Harry's bright bushy ginger pubes as he buried his nose into his sweaty pit, deeply sniffing Harry's sexy scent!"

by UB6IB9Guy April 2, 2017