Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 2, 2008

weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.

"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."

by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

Multi Diverse Personality MDP

Multi Diverse Personality unlike schizophrenia is the result of multitasking requirements in the present day age whereby one must have the ability to switch personalities based on the requirement to adapt to a particular environment.

John has such a multi diverse personality MDP in such that he can actually be an accountant one minute, then a sales person the next, but even more so he can type and text message on his phone at the same time. His girlfriend Jane can social network, analyze people, and text message also at the same time, making her a MDP also. Hence, their relationship is made in heaven. Adaptability is so important, they have mastered it as MDP's.

by MakeUpNotRequiredCopyrighted December 25, 2010

northern diver

To take a product or design and copy it shamelessly

They proper northern divered that buoyancy aid.

by Silvereta April 27, 2017

Balloon diver

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it

Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver

by The Growner June 5, 2017

muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 July 6, 2015