Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

Discount Nudes

Not real nudes

Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.

Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.

I'm a simple man, I just need some discount nudes in my life.

by AiroXV_ September 20, 2017

Disco Vid

Disco vid is a video that is explicit and very disgusting. Disco vid is basically saying "Disgusting Video" only dumbed down to "Disco Vid". A perfect example for a Disco Vid would be 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls finger paint, 2 GUYS 1 STUMP, etc.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Guy 2: Ew! That disco vid!? Hell no!....actually yeah I have.

by CloverPhoenix August 16, 2009

disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

Mr. Disco

Who the fuck is Mr. Disco? Who the fuck DOESN’T know who the fuck Mr. Disco is! Who the fuck doesn’t know who the fuck Mr. Disco ISN’T? NOBODY. HE’S FUCKING EVERYTHING. HIS FOREHEAD IS KINKY SHUT UP

Who the fuck is Mr. Disco? I want that shirt 0wo

by Asikuu October 23, 2018

Discolored coon

The normal term “coon” that is used to put black people down but instead of this meaning being directed toward black people it is directed towards white people since they lack pigmentation in their skin which is why they would be considered discolored.

Why is that discolored coon tryna mess with Dontai.

by YRG-Grands May 3, 2021