Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.

Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(

by bootyclap189 December 31, 2011

diet pepsi max

Oh shit, apparently its invigorating cola.. mmm that sounds good
has Ginseng and extra caffeine.
I guess pepsi tried to one-up Coke's coke zero

tastes like reg pepsi for reals

A:Hey try this diet pepsi max,
How is it?

B: its invigorating to the max i guess???

by Tdowns August 22, 2007

diekhaulder

Defined humorously in early 2011 as a German word, an equivalent to the English slang term, soul-brother.

- What do you care, diekhaulders?
- What did you just call us?
- Diekhaulders. It's German. I learned it on holiday. It means soul-brother.

by BruceWayne2885 May 5, 2011

Diet you

When a guy wants to take someone on a dinner date that involves minimal food or fun leaving the date feeling deprived and insulted. Usually due to a mans lack of money.

Guy: I just spent all my money on a new car, but I would still like to diet you.

by elivinthelife July 12, 2011

Diet Ads

Those retarded ads that say "Eat this and never diet again" or "People call this the holy grail of dieting"

*Guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website*
*Sees dieting ad that says "Eat this and never diet again" but is really saying "Click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail"*
Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE THESE DIET ADS!!!
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: LOOK!!!
Guy 2: Oh...let's track down its IP address and kill the creator of it.

by Servbot3779 April 17, 2014

fame diet

When a celebrity is so hugely famous and seems to suddenly fall off the face of the earth.

Amy: What's Tom Cruise doing these days?
Bob: Katie Holmes.
Amy: Oh. I thought he just went on a fame diet.

by Weiss5000 May 1, 2007

Darfur Diet

Going on a hunger strike under the false pretense of protesting genocide in Darfur, or more generally under the false pretense of protesting any politically incorrect issue.

Mia Farrow felt a bit overweight, so she's going to Darfur Diet for 21 days instead of working out.

by ontheedge April 22, 2009