type one diabetic

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.

Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass

by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

Type 10 Diabetes

When you drink 8.25e+17 polar pops

Hi i would like 825000000000000000 polar pops please.

Lmao you will get but type 10 diabetes but ok

by KingBigPP September 11, 2020

Type 1 Diabetes

A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.

Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.

It is not caused by sugar.

Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."

by AngryFuck February 5, 2017

Dyke 2 Diabetes

An overweight unfashionable lesbian who's so fat she looks diabetic

"San Francisco gay pride is chalk full of dyke 2 diabetes."

by Fat Dyke June 5, 2017

Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

by 711kid January 29, 2012

Type 1 Diabetes

The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death

Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life

by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.

Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010