derperdadonatron

term used to describe Joy

"Joy is a derperdadonatron to the supreme!"

by The Odd April 9, 2009

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

derpegenic

an expert in derping in photos; a slight equivalent to photogenic.

Wow, she is so derpegenic.

by pinguftw May 2, 2013

derpendisen

boone and matt when theyre baked as fuck son

something retarted as fuck when youre fried is derpendisen

by beefkurtain February 13, 2014

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derpfect

A hybrid of Derping and Perfect.
Usually used when someone says something extremely idiotic but genius at the same time.
Also used to rhyme for no reason when someone else used "perfect".

"Lettuce speak of this matter, son."
"Derpfect, I want to kill myself."

by Dr. Sun April 17, 2018

derpmercial

A stupid, useless commercial.

Hey man, I saw a derpmercial from the 60s...man it was stupid.

by Electroderp July 12, 2018