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dermit

Slurred pronunciation of "damnit" as popularized by Chadder Jackson.
"Dermit Joey, you're an auk"
by LT December 16, 2003
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dermody

1) One who's parents are Nazis.

2) One who purchases inferior computer products.

3) One who has no car, is infected with the T-Virus and has the Game-Genie of Life preinstalled in his brain.
"Don't be a derm."

"Derm is a fag."
by Alan Jones September 29, 2004
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dermott

People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.

Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.
Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!

Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.
by Mr. Arsewipe August 6, 2015
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Cole Dermota

Very average guy. Would def recommend for an average time. In a average way.
Ayo Cole Dermota wanna go sit in the corner and watch some YouTube shorts?
by MikeTheWize March 22, 2022
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Demotainment

To present demotainment.
by dtain November 3, 2009
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Demotor

the action of dismantling one's automobile because of anger; destroying one's car and smashing it to pieces.
One can demotor their car when it doesn't start up for the thirteenth time... THIS MONTH.
by trainer9 March 13, 2014
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demoticon

When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.

A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.

Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?

Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
demoticon demoticonned demoticunning emoticon demote conned
by bookkake January 30, 2016
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