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demoticon 

A combination of "emoticon" and "demoted." A feeling of being demoted by an important person in your life who suddenly responds to a text or email only with an emoticon — not any words. But a demoticon probably means that the person feels so connected with you that no words are needed. So this is actually a good thing: See promoticon.
I got demoticon'd. Dang! Another smiley face.
demoticon by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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demoticon 

When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.

A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.

Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?

Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
demoticon demoticonned demoticunning emoticon demote conned
demoticon by bookkake January 30, 2016

Demotional 

Adj/N

Blend of detached and emotional. When you are too emotional but at the same time very detached.

Etymology: Coined by SRK (Biggest Movie Star in the World) in "Beneath the Surface" interview with Anupama Chopra and on Koffee with Karan Season 6.
Srk: Right now I am demotional.
Demotional by kavinmittal November 10, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon
schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

emoticonundrum 

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons
all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response
emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

Emoticoning 

To express complete thoughts using a combination of emoji picture icons with little to no words.
Darlene: "Jim, your emoticoning skills have gotten better - You translated an entire song!"

Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"
Emoticoning by MoMani January 20, 2013

Demonican 

(noun); Dominican pyschopaths who seduce their lovers (victims) with their high physical appeal, heavy spanish accent, sensual bachata dance moves, and home cooked meals into their satanic spider web of demise for his/her own satisfactions. (sex, money, hookah, etc.)
I knew this chick was demonican the moment right after she fed me & threatened to cut me open & take out all the food when she asked me for something & I said no.
Demonican by Shawndylan July 1, 2016