Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)

The irrational hatred of politics streamer "Vaush" for clout.

Why is that leftie such a wokescold?
Poor soul, they must have Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)

by LilMega September 1, 2020

drain the weasel

To take a piss (male).

John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.

by juicystargirl August 7, 2006

Drain

Verb. To drain someone is to make a person feel emotionally drained and angry, upset etc by means of offloading you're personal problems onto them.

See also Drainer

"And he made me feel so down, telling be all about bloody Cathy!"
"Honestly honey, don't let him drain you like that."

by Words4Lifee May 20, 2014

drain babies

Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies

I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.

by Ted Worthington August 25, 2005

Drain the Omelete

Euphamism for female masturbation

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

by idriveavdub March 5, 2005

deranged rabbit

the act of hanging you nutsack out your fly, inverting your pockets, and jumping around....like a deranged rabbit would

Christmas mass took a bizarre turn when, upon completion of the homily, the priest performed a deranged rabbit in front of the congregation.

by Edly August 30, 2006

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010