tax deduction

A name for annoying children, generally in an urban setting where they are not generally tolerated.

Take your filthy little tax deductions out of Manhattan and back to Jersey where they belong.

by tolstoy November 2, 2007

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

debation

To Debate Something, The Act Of Debation debating

The Mac vs Pc Debation Thread

by Anonmous January 18, 2005

Accidental Deletion

On occasion one will create something wonderful; a swirl of whip creme upon an immaculate hot fudge sundae; with the exact amount of fudge you like, slightly warmed.
The person will truly create a feast to the readers eyes, should it be a creation of writing; or that of music, or that of film. A spectacle, a miracle....
And then they delete it..

because computers are stupid.... and fuck them.....
because... FUCK

Hit Wrong Button----Delete----Search For Scattered Remains------To No Avail-------Gone---------SAD

Example should include the word "Accidental Deletion"
okay...okay... goodness urban dictionary...suck...."it"

by waveofsound1990 September 6, 2012

time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

Path of Deletion Destruction

When you are typing a sentence, and you make a typo halfway through, and instead of moving your cursor to correct it you delete everything up to the typo, correct it, then retype the sentence.

Dude, don't do on a path of deletion destruction, you'll delete half of your paper!

by Rvince May 31, 2009

Matt Delantonio

matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.

damn that simp is a Matt delantonio to the max nigaaaa

by 420weed69 January 12, 2020