The B-Rabbit Defense

When a person intentionally acknowledges all their flaws or shortcomings so that no one else can diss them for those flaws. In other words, being unapolagetic for the bad things about you, to show that the other person is too pussy to admit their mistakes or own up to their shit. Most famously used by B-Rabbit played by Eminem in the film 8 Mile.

The B-Rabbit Defense: "And Wink did fuck my girl, I'm still standing here screaming fuck your free world!"

-B Rabbit

by Cynic25 January 11, 2012

premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

Global Defense Initiative

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

devendorfed

To yank someone out of a car in a fit of rage and punch them in the face. Sometime done after the person in the car tried to run you over.

If that lady cuts me off one more time she is getting devendorfed!

by jose vegas December 21, 2008

Defensitive

A combination of the words defensive and sensitive. Used to describe someone who is very defensive and sensitive about a particular subject or person, usually for no reason. Commonly associated with people who overreact.

So what happened between you and Amanda?
Nothing!
Okay sorry, don't be so defensitive

by Hewhosubmits February 8, 2010

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

dependable

capable of being depended on; worthy of trust; reliable:

Zack Falls is a dependable single man

by lovethespotlight October 18, 2011