desperation

Wanting or needing something so badly that you will do anything, even if its immoral, illegal, degrading, self-humiliating, or in poor taste.

The Yankees were so filled with desperation to win a game that A-Rod actually called out "mine" while running the bases, causing the third basemen of the Blue Jays to miss a 2-out pop fly.

by Dave from BKLN June 23, 2007

Desperation Goggles

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

by moonbaby September 30, 2012

DESPER REN

Desper Ren done

Cacked mask falls to the floor at last. The closed tight doors, closed clear minds, and legs gorilla clued tight is Desper Ren done!

Dudes party time 500 Desper Ren done hotties need unglued!

Dude that desper Ren done lusty pool party,

Pool of tears! Gorilla glue be banned, be gone be done!

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 10, 2020

Princess Desperate Vagina

The co-worker that seems to try to sleep with any male coworker that gives her any type of attention regardless of any current relationship status. It is extremely obvious and nauseating to everyone but her, even other men. Can be shortened to "Princess D. Vag" or Princess Desperate Vag.

Oh, there goes Princess Desperate Vagina again. God. I keep doing having to do my work and her work, what a hooker.

by vyn September 25, 2012

debbie desperado

According to Kim Kardashian it is worse than a Debbie downer. Debbie desperados are clearly more desperate, or in slang terms, a bitch thirsty !

Genevieve is over here trying to hang all over my man like a Debbie desperado .

by Student of hair December 22, 2017

Derper

The language in which the ends of certain words and/or syllables are replaced with "-er" to provide an enriching and fulfilling sentence.

"Sclerper derper?"
"Actually, flerper derper skerper, indeed."

by Chrilerper September 7, 2008

Desperate Messenger

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.

The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure

by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008