Declan

a little man who likes to flex his muscles and brags about the fact that his mum is a dentist and that he is rich because his mummy is dentist. he also has many girlfriends that he tongues with in front of all his friends but he doesn't do it in front of his mummy because she will beat him because he is not old enough to date (he is 15).

random man: look there Declan wonder when his mummy is gonna let him date
Declan: don't talk shit about my mummy

by a friend of declan March 16, 2020

decklan

A cute and/or sometimes outgoing person (usually a guy) who loves to play videogames. He/she has blond(e) hair and blue eyes and glasses, as well as a pair of yoga pants for ultimate gaming experience.

he or she is a total nerd.

Dude, did you meet that decklan kid last night? Man, he knew his stats in WoW.

by maslove August 19, 2011

Declan

Fatass, loses in games all the times, an uncultured swine

DECLAN SUCKS!

by TheBiggestOfBois May 29, 2018

declan

a guy who cant touch he's toes.

Person 1: i'm not flexible at all
Person 2: you must be a Declan

by THE_DANKEST_MEMES July 31, 2017

declan

A funny god, but also ugly and dumb with a micro-peen

Declan is so funny but he looks like shrek

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

Pulling a Declan

When your triggered and rage quit mid-game, then remove and block everyone from your friends list. Its like rage quitting but for the biggest of losers and the ultra mega super gay.

1. Josh: "Yo Declan wanna play some Call of Duty?"
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."

2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."

3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"

Person 2: "Totally."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

declan lee

the truth.
the purest of angels.
never lies.

-the chosen one-

declan lee gets all the pussy

by weinusmcgeinus April 6, 2016