High School Dealer

Someone who sells drugs, mostly weed in a high school enviroment. Usually they do not weigh there product, and never have anything over a couple of dimes. Its best to avoid there product because from past experience it is usually shwag weed.

Jim: Hey man watsup, ill get a quarter
High School Dealer: the fucks that?
Jim: Ummmm...you know, a quarter of an ounce..
High School Dealer: So whats that 2 dimes?
Jim: You know what...on second thought, never mind

by 420alldayeveryday December 1, 2006

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.

"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

by Juan Perico March 8, 2009

upper decker

Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.

"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"

by ShitBrick February 24, 2004

Dealershit

1) A dealership whose lounge area is smaller than the car you're buying (if they even have one at all).

2) A dealership in a small town, more than likely the ONLY one.

3) A dealership with a really terrible selection of cars, all used with really high mileage, rust and some body damage.

Rich - "Hey man, new hooptie?"
Derek - "Yeah, got it at Wilkin's Hyundai & Subaru."
Rich - "Man, that place is a rip-off! It's more like a dealershit!"

by 1 Angry Yob July 25, 2014

deadernshit

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.

*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”

by Boots7 November 4, 2020

Double Decker Horshoe

the result of massive insertion of smokeless tobacco in the lower and upper jaw at the same time, resulting in a twin horseshoe shape of tobacco. When performed with loosleaf tobacco, it is known as the chokey chubby chew.

... and if you lose the bet, you have to take a double decker horshoe

by HeHizzle August 22, 2011

Faux Decker

The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.

A Faux Decker is executed by:

1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;

2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;

3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.

Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.

The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.

Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"

Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"

Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"

by FunkPumpkin October 4, 2011