daima

NICEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST, VERY COOL, LOTS OF SWAG O-O. op at league of legends. also very good at giving people advice/helping them w venting and ranting (people can vouch) . basically da person everyone wants to be . not fat at all, hates people named omqjxshh. many people hate on her because of her swag (fuck u ian). does not like awkward calls at all ........... hmm . personality traits: loyal, friendly, swaggy, got da drip. OVERALL: realest friend u will ever know. trust me . (people can vouch) . also beast

josh: daima is da realest person eva, not fat and not a snake :100:
kaimron: Ikr WoJtht
ked: yues

by Daima da real G Pwner swagga b December 27, 2019

damaging the dolton

to damage one's dolton is to have violent diarrhoea.

apparently 3 or 4 of the australian cricket team were up damaging the dolton last night, after eating a dodgy vindaloo earlier in the evening

by 12thMan November 11, 2007

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date

Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"

by PSONBT December 9, 2008

porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008

Quad Damage

A fucking great Alternative Metal band from North-West London.

www.facebook.com/quaddamageband

www.soundcloud.com/quaddamage

"Dude, Quad Damage rip shit up!"

by RoflcopterSoiSoiSoiSoi January 15, 2012