strawberry danish

when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen

Paul gave Donna a strawberry Danish!

by Paul Pereira November 12, 2006

Danishka

A cute, loveable girl thats likes to joke around a lot. Great to be friends with and has an awesome personality. You better hope she single because she is one of a kind.

I wish I could be like Danishka

by Lays4321 November 27, 2017

Danish Switcheroo

A sex change

My monitor and the cable were both male, I had to buy a Female/female adapter and perform a danish switcheroo

by dbriz January 24, 2011

Danish Discount

Half off if the hoe is in a good mood. Not to be confused with a French freebie.

I go to Fast Eddy's Whore House on the daily so i'm entitled to Danish Discounts....yeeeeeaaaaaaah buuuuuuddy!

by sexmesideways October 3, 2011

danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017