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Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008
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Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.
"Duct tape holds all things together."
by murph November 4, 2003
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Duct tape

Sent from the Gods, this magical tape will fix anything. If you can't fix it with duct tape your not using enough or you need some of the old WD40. It is the 119th element on the periodic table. It holds the universe together. If you ever see a racing car, look closely and you will see that it's main material is duct tape. Once you use duct tape for the first time it becomes a way of life that you can't leave behind. No sane person leaves their house without duct tape because it can be used for anything, including but not limited to: contraception, bottle openers, coats wallets, pencil cases, anything really.
The wing has fallen off the plane
Don't worry we can make a new one out of duct tape
by Bigstrokingnonce1 June 2, 2017
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duncan b dizzle

When someone named Duncan 'b dizzles' all over another man's face while simultaneously shitting on his own legs and rubbing it in like body wash.
Bro I got b dizzled so good last night. I cant walk straight from how hard duncan b dizzled all over my face and body and balls.
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Duncanism

1. (Noun) A religion created by middle schoolers that discriminates against Duncan.

Note: can also be used as an adj.
Ex 1: Student 1 - “I practice Duncanism.”
Student 2 - “Me too.

Ex 2: “Duncanism is a problem.”
by Middlewithapassion August 31, 2021
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duct tape

...And on the 8th day god created duct tape. No more information is needed
duct tape = duck tape = gods third hand
by UrbanAdder December 7, 2006
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Duct-tie

The act of restraining something or someone with duct tape.
I duct-tied your mother last night.
by Deine Mutti ist eine Frigatte December 7, 2009
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