1. (Noun) A religion created by middle schoolers that discriminates against Duncan.
Note: can also be used as an adj.
Note: can also be used as an adj.
by Middlewithapassion September 1, 2021
The philosophy of some people called Duncan who believes in everything that is beautiful, wonderful, just, kind, total freedom for anyone who is cool, top quality, the best in the world (or at least close) etc. Duncanists hate and despise anything bad, low quality, ugly, and believe that assholes like that who believe in that shit should spend the rest of eternity in their self-inflicted hell. And we don't care (ref Sex Pistols/Malcolm Maclaren)
by an0n13u0932u5u4bf2kjrb v2kjbde September 11, 2019
(Adjective) A way to describe a negative or passive aggresive comment. Could also be used to describe someone's shitty attitude towards every aspect of life. When Duncanisming you can gurantee that no work will get done and all problems will get worse.
by Lost.In.The.Sauce. February 16, 2019
Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021
From the historical account of the St. Louis Cardinals outfielder, Chris Duncan, who makes it a habit of having anal sex and then spinning the girl around to ejaculate in her face.
That girl that I hooked up with last night was dirty, so I gave her The Duncan. She used my bath towel to wipe of her face.
by Bachass October 30, 2006
Duncan is the Best Ever. The Duncan is known to go out of his way to Make everyone happy. He likes to say and do cute things often. If you ever catch a Duncan Keep him for life. He is the best you'll ever have. He Makes the best mate & will also make the best Father. He is amazing in every & any way you could ever think of.. Not to Mention he has a bangin' bod. Duncan is the greatest you could ever find so hold on tight. <3
"Duncan = Perfect"
by L.Marie. February 5, 2010
Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.
Proper use of 'Duncans, the':
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
by Outstanding Posse November 10, 2008