DUNCT

DUNCTing, is a form of sanitization performed by Duncan. A DUNCT is the act of removing or otherwise cleansing a place by means of bringing to light, humiliating, or otherwise reacting to the exposure of wrongdoing. A proper DUNCT is always done for the greater good of the group that the Duncan belongs to.

With a DUNCT-DUNCT here
And a DUNCT-DUNCT there
Here a DUNTC, there a DUNCT
Everywhere a DUNCT DUNCT

by Duncan Travis November 3, 2021

Duncan

Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.

The square root of awesome = Duncan.

The square root of Duncan = awesome.

by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021

Bob Duncan

Our Savior/The Second Jesus

Look there is Bob Duncan, get in a prayer circle.

by M. M. M November 1, 2016

uncle duncle

to take a shite

hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.

by Dan the Man From Manchester May 6, 2018

Pretty dunce

Jamaican way of referring to a bimbo, (a pretty girl who lacks intelligence).

When the pretty dunces are not titivating in class, they are out front walking around like divas in their tight-up miniskirts.

by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020

dunce face

The nickname of one who has the intelligence of a mount of dirt. Speech usually consists of outdated memes and stupid yet funny remarks. Has a founding to purple hair(ed) people.

Person 1: what are you doing dunce face?
dunce face: ...
person 2 : their probably spacing out again...
dunce face : *in head* Wii music
person 1 : what an idiot

by im a dunce face July 7, 2020

duncney

The most popular ship of Total Drama. The two had more chemistry and sexual tension than any couple in the series.

People who shipped duncney have rights.

by a brown girl March 27, 2019