A small loan of a million dollars

Is a quote from a famous douche bag.

"A small loan of a million dollars"
Fuck you Donald Trump!

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

million dollars

somewhere between 30,000 and 60,000 emtpy beer cans

i can believe my company got sold for beer cans worth it was only worth a million dollars.

by Cody5050 November 28, 2020

Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.

"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"

by Corwin May 6, 2005

20 Dollars?

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.

Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!

by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009

5 dollars

If you look this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot

I paid 5 dollars

by Nik Starr April 21, 2015

oprah dollars

Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.

Omg ever since I got this job my purse has been heavy from all these oprah dollars!

by kevintbh July 20, 2014

Dr. Phil dollars

When friends and relatives give you unsolicited and typically unwanted psychological counseling

Florian: "You can do so much better than him. You just need to get out more and have more self-confidence."

Astrid: "Save your Dr. Phil dollars, you're not my shrink!"

by TankedGirl March 19, 2011