ded

When you're tired, humoured or pretty much screwed.

*yeets dad's car keys out the window* Oh boy I'm ded

by itsyagoy December 27, 2018

xd but its ded x_x

if anyone types x_x then the mans xd is ded because its NOT GOOD to type this.the xd but its ded means u will die in a game and respawn in the worst point.

roblox chat box-rich man-XD but its ded x_x .noob-i oofed 'oof'

by omg man steezy October 5, 2020

ded squad

If ur dad destroys ur anal cavity

Me and my father attended high tea then participated in a satisfactory ded squad

by BASE DEFENCE January 20, 2018

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018