Time Warner Cable

Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service

Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.

When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.

When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"

Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.

That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.

by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008

cyber

Online sex that loners engage in if they are too ugly and boring to get a real boyfriend/girlfriend.

Loner1: Hey wanna cyber?
Loner2: Sure, baby, let me virtually take my clothes off.
Loner1: This is so great.

by Ember November 10, 2003

Cyber-Thot

any female that depicts themselves to be a hoe on any form of social media or intranet/internet. #GGOD

That girl on instagram a cyber-thot.

by brockc101 August 18, 2014

Cyber Savage

1 {adjective}: An act that is either cool or hardcore, going beyond the normal scope of the given situation through the internet
2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behavior on the internet

Doug is a cyber savage because he roasted 3 people on Xbox Live!

by Jesse Hutchins October 24, 2015

cyber terrorism

Cyber terrorism is ACTUALLY something much more serious than hacking into computers. It is a far reaching problem, where terror groups do things that mess with our electronics as a whole. Cell phones acting screwy, cable going in and out, computers doing weird stuff... its all-inclusive. They are attacking us slowly in an effort to cripple the medium that we unknowingly have become uber-dependent on; our electronics.

Ever notice that all of your electronics start fuckin up around the same time? That's cyber terrorism, my friend, and this is only the beginning stages.

by friarSams April 12, 2005

cyber mobbing

When people use social media to gang up on someone, because they don't agree with their beliefs or lifestyle.

Jean was the victim of cyber mobbing, when she became a gay rights activist in her rural town.

by Skylar01 November 28, 2014

Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.

Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015