Fuck Carrots!

Phrase of frustration used when all else fails. Was once said by Dave Chappelle referring to what white people do with them after their friend has passed out.

"Na, dude. No homo doesn't work like that. Once you say you like buttsex, theres nothing you can to do take it back."

"Man, fuck yall! Fuck Carrots!"

by Skye Daemon March 9, 2010

baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that October 5, 2016

A lot of carrots in that stew

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Girls who eat carrots

Multiple women who like to eat a certain orange vegetable (carrots)

"I'm a girl who eats carrots"
"Yea, but I hired you to kill him, not to talk about your Veggie Addiction, Janice"

"Girls who eat carrots are vegans"
"That's not how it works dude"

by u made brO? February 2, 2021

Carrollton

Suburb of Dallas, TX. Recently ranked #15 in Money Magazine's annual 100 best places to live, and for good reason. Carrollton has some of the best pot in Texas, a state that has some of the best pot in the world. For this one reason only, is it such a good place to live. Carrollton is home to the nefarious Dr. Greenthumb, a pot and cocaine dealer famous for hooking it up fat, and even giving away free dank ass weed to his best customers!

Want dank ass weed? I'll drive you to Doc G's for the sticky ickiest Carrollton has to offer!

by king_bloint_420 September 30, 2008

carrot frigging

Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus

Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes

by Thomas Francis April 24, 2007

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010