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nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.
While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.
by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010
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Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012
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chunche

Specially used in Costa Rica: an all-purpose word which means "thing" and is used to fill the space for anything that the Costa Ricans cannot identify or explain. It is even used as a verb: "chuncherequear"

Also, El Chunche: A nick name for a former soccer player from Alajuela.
Chunche: "Llevo la maleta llena de chunches".

Chuncherequear: "Para abrir esa puerta tengo que chuncherequear la llave".
by Leonardo Solano March 5, 2008
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Conchi

Conchi is a latin woman who will catch your eye in a crowd. She’s a beauty like you’ve never known beauty before. Her thick hair, her deap brown eyes and her Latin curves turn heads everywhere she goes.

Conchi is the kindest friend you can have. She loves you with all her heart and she gives you all she has . Everybody wants to be Conchis friend
If you know a Conchi you should hold on to her and take good care of her. As she gives so much of herself to others, remember to give back to her.

And should you be so lucky as to marry a Conchi- you got the best! Remember to give her backrubs and footmassages regularly
Did you see the new girl in town Conchi?? She’s the sweetest , I wish she was my friend
by mamalama January 18, 2019
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lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.
Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.
by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007
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cinch sacker

Similar to "brown bagger", but the whole body, not just the face needs bagged or "cinch sacked." May even pertain to someone's overall rotten personality, appearance and general place in the world.
Me: "Hey man, that dude looks horrible."
You: "What a cinch sacker!"

or

Me: "I hate that stupid biatch at work."
You: "Someone should throw a cinch sack up on her."
by FBite March 2, 2008
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rainbow nut crunch

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich
Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............
by penis monser July 3, 2010
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