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The Edward Cullen

The sexual act of going down on a girl while on her period. Coined after the character "Edward Cullen" from Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight."
I was on my period, but my boyfriend said that it didn't matter to him. He gave me the Edward Cullen.
by Sandcracker January 12, 2010
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Cullenism

A religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives. Which are all Twilight fangirls.

They obsess over Edward Cullen (Hence the word, CULLENism) Believe Stephanie Meyers is a god and that Twilight is the new bible. Often they scare people with their new found "religion" or if the person says they don't like Twilight, or think it's average, they'll beat that person into submission or call you a fat-ass with no life (Quite ironic, non?)
Person 1: I'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may I ask what yours is?

Person 2: OMG, I go by Cullenism!1!! You've never heard of it?! Edward Cullen's soooo hot!!!11 Stephanie Meyer is a god and Twilight is the new bible!1!! You should joi-

Person 1: *runs away*

Person: YOU FAT-ASS!!!11one YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!1! RETARD!!11oneone D:<
by Evening Okami September 4, 2010
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Collett

Collett is a strong surname, meaning Power and Wealth, Many people with the surname Collett are attractive sexy human beings.
You're as pretty as a Collett
by Sexy_love March 18, 2009
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Cullen Shamy

An Irish male that has a crush on a population female at school. He got peer pressured into tell her that he likes her. She and her friends are verbal abuse towards him. But one day he stood and said I have a ruler Dick and if u don't want it leave this foot long alone. Then he tried to move on but he had nice conversation with a hot female. After the period she was getting laid by a harrypotter fan. What bad luck he said to himself.
"You are so unlucky. Your Irish side isn't come out good for brooke" I say

I hate you Cullen Shamy thought and ignored big balls 50
by Not big balls 50 November 5, 2017
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edward cullening

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!
by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014
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Edward Cullen dick

A cold ass Scandinavian dick , also comes with a lil sparkle.
The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."

s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019
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Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.
by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022
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