Cryptik

1:A dirty little monkey boy simp (for Ze)

2:The act of being a FNAF editor obsessed with Ze

Hey, have you seen that one Cryptik made a new FNAF vs edit!?

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

Crypticalion

A language made by the cryptical people, as a way to communicate during the war in the 1600s

I speak the language crypticalion.

by Crea Moshia May 25, 2024

Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.

"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."

by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024

cryptician

A doctor specialising in the robbery and desecration of crypts, for the use of research and student medical practise.

He was a cryptician⋆ °✩

by Br00k66 January 16, 2025

cryptissonance

The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.

Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.

by Llamahu November 7, 2025

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

Youtube cryptid

A YouTuber who appears on many channels but not his own

Zoomer A: bro michael reeves has been on ludwig, cold ones, poki, AND HE HASN'T UPLOADED A VIDEO IN A YEAR
Zoomer B: yeah he's becoming a youtube cryptid

by iamwhatieatakapussy April 9, 2025