Grand Master Crunk

When you're so full of crunk, that your crunk goblet is literally overflowing

Guy: Man I don't remember anything from last night!

Friend: You were definitely the Grand Master Crunk at that party!

by crunkonlife July 15, 2011

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Queso Crunchwrap

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.

*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?

by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

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A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)

I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.

by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010

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cruckzy

A combination of the words fucking and crazy.
Coined by an indie band from Texas "Deer, Daniel"

stay cruckzy

by cantstopthinkingaboutyou January 18, 2012

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rainbow nut crunch

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich

Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............

by penis monser July 3, 2010

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