breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.

Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".

by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007

nipple cocks

elongated nipples that resemble cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks

by hood.rich October 20, 2008

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

Crocksobia

the fear of wearing or seeing crock shoes.
all crock shoes not just some that u don't like. also a crocks hater.

little girl: i love crocks there so comfty!
older boy: eww! get those away from me im Crocksobia!

by itattoowanaXD December 17, 2008

cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

Cockshwans

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively

Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!

by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010

Cocksafloppin'

A disease in which a male's genitals hang freely.

Hey buddy, yer cocksafloppin'.

by chibisolidsnake July 27, 2010