Cris

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: looking ass fool Cris

No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only

by CJ Garza June 6, 2018

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Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

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Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha

Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019

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Cried in mouth

Russian slang for someone being bad and or gay

go cried in mouth

by Pjusky December 18, 2019

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cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 20, 2019

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Cris

A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...

by French Horn God May 10, 2019

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