Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.

At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.

by Super Visible May 5, 2021

Cripple lip

The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.

Ugh fucking hell, this cripple lip is killing me! where the hell is the tylenol?

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

Chippastance

A annoyingly loud short person, who only listens to sad, depressing, love songs, and that one pop song her friend gave her.

Mme. Chippastance is the shortest teacher ive ever known, always more annoying than Mme. Shush.

by Doton May 25, 2023

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

triple nipple cripple

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.

''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''

by Holjay_xox April 11, 2017

Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

by joe365 September 2, 2007

cripple nipple

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside

I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.

by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007