Creepy Porn

An adjective describing someone's peadophilic looking face.

Tom was talking about his 3 year old sister when Ian's face went all creepy porn.

by Lanky Streak o' Piss December 7, 2010

Creepy Chris

That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.

Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!

by JimmineyCricket February 9, 2012

spooky creepy

A phrase that describes something that is both spooky and creepy at the same time. It must be both, it can't be one or the other.

When I told them they were spooky creepy, they told me "shut the hell up, it's really old now" and then they threw me out.

by silent17 January 7, 2004

creepy shoveler

One who steps into a room and immediately gives off a "pervert" or "weirdo" vibe.

Often a creepy shoveler will make an audible wheezing sound when they breathe. Dirt under the finger nails is also common.

A creepy shoveler is usually a loner, has bad hygene, makes inapropriate remarks regularly. Almost always male.

France has an unusually high ratio of creepy shovelers to the general population.

That freak groped me on the way to the bathroom...what a creepy shoveler.

by Joe and Mandy Yasinski December 30, 2003

creepy dude

A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, follows you through the club, constant DM's, IM's and likes pictures from 3 years ago, or looks at you for hours through a window. Usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a Creepy Dude or does Creepy things. it is not hard to spot the Creepy Dude.

Also see Creeper, and Charlie Wilson a/k/a Creepy Uncle Charlie

While I was taking a selfie "Creepy Dude" in the background counting my neck hairs.

by mynduse September 2, 2014

creepy tepee

A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.

No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

Creepy Carl

When you are engaged in the sex act of "69", at the moment of orgasm, you unleash a turd onto your partner's face.

Jill gave Jack a Creepy Carl because he gave her a mushroom-shaped bruise across her neck the night before.

by JoeSMDD August 29, 2003