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Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.
That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.
Creepy Ass Cracka by radium August 26, 2013

Creepy nigga 

a male who acts creepy, and freaks you right the fuck out half the time. isnt neccecarly a black man but it is likley
guy 1: "hey whats up?"
guy 2: (runs up to you and grabes at your nipples) hahaha lol can i sleep over!?!?!?"
guy 1: get the fuck off me you creepy nigga
Creepy nigga by nirvboner May 5, 2010

creepy crawlin 

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.
Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.
creepy crawlin by Q Dukes August 18, 2010

Creepy old men 

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.
Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.
Creepy old men by weirdworld November 22, 2010

Creepy IM 

a) An instant message received on Facebook often sent from someone you rarely talk to in person.

b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.
I thought it was really weird that Ed creepy imed me today since when I seen him out last night he ignored me.

Creepy Kid movie

A yawn-inducing sub-genre of Hollywood's inferior breed of horror-lite thriller films of the 2000s. It's typically a film that attempts to take everything that was great and terrifying about Damien's character in "The Omen" and "make it new."

Typically there is very little creativity and much recycled, cliché film-making techniques. An example is how every somewhat frightening or suspenseful scene is ruined by obnoxious orchestral cues intended to add to the tension, but ironically just serve to defuse it. Such an effect really only seems to act as a moral narrative or guidance and bracket the semi-interesting parts in these films so the audience can't take the film too seriously.

The commercial formula usually consists of a 90-minute run-time, rated PG-13, sprinkled with just enough names to draw in and slightly frighten (hence "horror-lite") its core, money-making crowd: white, American suburbanite teenyboppers on dates.

Needless to say, these films should be avoided. They offer little to no entertainment and insult the horror genre. Any producers associated with these films should be ashamed of themselves for funding such unimaginative trash.
Bless The Child, Godsend, The Plague, Orphan, etc.

"Wow, another Creepy Kid movie. I wonder what happens."
Creepy Kid movie by brokenmach1ne December 3, 2009