cryptopathy

a disease of unknown or obscure origin.

He is a nimblewit but has a problem-he is suffering from a cryptopathy.

by uttam maharjan March 31, 2010

craptographer

A craptographer is a person involved in the development of crapto algorithms, cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" to allow government agencies to access the information they encrypt.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a craptographer.

by Aranad October 9, 2016

cryptopeneur

A person who sets up a financial technology business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit.

Daaaaamn, look at that fool, he be killin' it as cryptopeneur king of cascadia!

by __trumpet__ December 24, 2017

Crapton

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

croptopalis

You use this word when you can’t think of the word that you need to use in a sentence.

When my mom asked me what I needed for school I couldn’t remember the word backpack so I said CROPTOPALIS! And she knew exactly what I needed and brought it right to me!

by Ur mom is my bae January 11, 2020

Craptor

A person who regularly sphews bullshit as a means of communicating.

The narcissist is so unbelieveable, a typical craptor.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

Cryptophant

A person who acts obsequiously toward a cryptocurrency only when it gains them an advantage

That cryptophant is only in it for the gains. He doesn't believe in the tech at all.

by BeatboxHero January 21, 2021