A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.

Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!

Craptor by jaster11111 June 13, 2010

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Craptor

A person who regularly sphews bullshit as a means of communicating.

The narcissist is so unbelieveable, a typical craptor.

Craptor by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

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craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

craptractions by DayvN July 13, 2012

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craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

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Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.

Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.

Creptorial muscles by Lilaustin January 19, 2019

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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