craptor

Crappy version of raptor

Look at this raptor!
Thats so a craptor.

by Crash August 26, 2004

craptor

Worldwide known techno DJ that makes the crappiest mixes in human history.

DJ craptor vs Shakira feat Mr. Denethor

by Ivana_bg August 15, 2007

Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.

Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!

by jaster11111 June 13, 2010

Craptor

A person who regularly sphews bullshit as a means of communicating.

The narcissist is so unbelieveable, a typical craptor.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

by DayvN July 13, 2012

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.

Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.

by Lilaustin January 19, 2019