A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”
Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?
Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
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by craig March 11, 2003
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1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
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Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.
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