cankle

noun; the meeting of the calf and the foot where an ankle is not present due to lack of ankle definition.

That girls ankles are so thick, they aren't ankles at all...indeed, they are cankles!

by Michael Kenny October 18, 2002

cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

cockledew'

She's such a slut , she'll fuck anything.(ANY COCK WILL DO.)

(1st. person in convo): Man when the bar was about to close, Jessica was all up on everyone's nuts, even up on the retarded guy there with his pops.

(2nd in convo):Hella bro, when Jessica drinks she has no self control, she's a straight cockledew'.

by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Cocklesnot

a child, usually younger, refers to children as they often have snotty noses, often said to young people who think there grown up

you think you can outdrink me?, your still a cocklesnot

by j rainz January 9, 2008

Conker hunt

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.

'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'

by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011

Conkered

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016