Confusion

A state of mind and panic caused by calculating the bills in a shared house, often leading to falling out or legging it or ignoring them as they'll go away anyway

Helen > I'm sorry about the confusion, we've paid this amount, but really we owe this amount...

Everyone else > WTF ! Ahhh, fuck it, they'll go away...

by AT*iT September 30, 2005

perfect confusion

Perfect Confusion are a band from Stoke-on-Trent, England.
They are Questioned Why are they not signed yet, due to there outstanding talent.

Band Members:
Dan Eyden - Vocals/Guitar
James Dunning - Lead Guitar
Carl Davis - Bass/Vocals
Alex Race - Drums

Tom: "You heard of Perfect Confusion?"
Dan: "No who are they?"
Tom: "Like an great band From Stoke"

by Sarah_B August 7, 2007

Confuckinfuzzled

It should be used to describe a situation where you are confused and fucking puzzled!

Did you understand what he was trying to say? Im confuckinfuzzled!

by fludderbi69 May 27, 2010

Confusion

having lack of knowledge , in the presence of questions ; The state of being unsure or not having comprehension on the matter at hand, resulting in uncertainty & indecisiveness 1Corinthians14:33 Hosea4:6 Daniel 9:7-8 Psalms 109:29 Psalms 44:15 Psalms 70:2

The Lord is not the author of confusion.

by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019

the concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

pre nut confusion

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :

"dude i was about to nut then my head hurt bruh"
"damn thats pre nut confusion"

by deeznutsmeister January 3, 2022

racial confusion

This is the condition which is all too common these days, often it involves a white kid, mostly the guys. Anyways the person inflicted with this mental defect tries to imitate a race that is not there own. Often the kid gets into the thug style of rap thinking its cool just because its modern. The kid then dresses like a thug, and acts like a thug, and even screws up his car by making it thugish. It is a terrible mental condition that is degenerating the country. It is not limited to imitation of the Black communities worst kind of people, nor is it limited to white people. Don't be retarded be proud of your race whether your white or black but act like something you ain't cause that is fake like most popstars' boobs. Racial confusion is also similar to gender confusion, boys shouldnt you their falsetto in a speaking voice and make their voice high pitched and airy.

Racial confusion occurs when....
White kids acting like black thugs or mexican thugs. Acting like any thug is retarded.
White kids acting like japanese ninjas or whatever, damn you pokemon and naruto.
Native Americans acting like japanese ninjas, or black or mexican thugs.
Heck it might even be wrong for them to act like white people, just be people.

by Shockwave the logical one July 30, 2010