confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.

Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.

by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019

Concessionalist

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.

1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?

by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009

confection panty

Really cute and decorative girl underwear, but poorly made so dont last very long. Mainly purchased as gifts for special occasions, like birthdays holidays.

Victorias secret has great confection panty.

by reina February 14, 2005

confectionary drive-by

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.

I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Centrifugal Confusion

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.

Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.

by SCVNGR August 24, 2015

am confusion

A substitute for the word "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"

Jack: The Mashpotatos have no bones??
Noah: Am confusion
Jack: *repeats sentence*

by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021